That time when Steve Carlsberg threw Kevin into a different dimension for suggesting that there was something wrong with his stepdaughter.
Can we just go back to the One Year Later episode?
In which everyone was like…
Compared to Old Oak Doors
Which started out as:
But then crushed us terribly
I think I speak for everyone when I say that emotions have been toyed with :/
A scientist is…usually fine.
Hi, my name is Sparks and I love making people cry. This is just a preview of the Welcome to Night Vale shoot we did yesterday. The rest are yet to come.
"Listeners. Steve Carlsberg has just picked up Kevin by his blood-stained lapels!"
-The best and only way to react to someone calling a handicapped individual a lesser being
actual scanned version.
Well, queing this for exactly 19 years after I was born… Happy birthday to me - have episode 49B WNV fanart.
Expect to be spammed by it tomorrow. :)
If you played with Barbies,
Slip N’ Slide,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And remember watching these guys:
Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.
she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.
damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards
The fact that we know about her is marvelous.
the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .
she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit
her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave in early twentieth century
sad part is in Egyptian belief is if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death
My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary
She wore a fake beard, you guys.
She was the fucking boss.
If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?
I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros.
The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?”