Where Anything Gets Left (Or right, if we're playing like that)

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when people don't sit next to me on the bus:
offended and relieved
when someone sits next to me:
irritated yet flattered

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So according to these two


The actual team rocket motto is

To infect the world with devastation, 

To blight all peoples in every nation. 

To denounce the goodness of truth and love,

To extend our wrath to the stars above

Team Rocket circling Earth all day and night,

Surrender to us now or you’ll surely lose the fight!

And the fact that Jesse and James get it wrong and make it positive says a whole fucking lot about their personalities.


(via captainarlert)